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Sunday, September 19, 2010

IT'S AH MARIOOO


To all you starcraft freaks...




Intense Ugandan hate speech against homosexuals ....




Anddd... here's a joke for you guys ;)


A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there. They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little '0ral sex' will do the trick & bring her out of the coma.' The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy.

The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried

The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.'

12 comments:

  1. HAHA man that eat da poopoo thing really makes my stomach hurt. Its so disgusting but hes so serious about it that its funny.

    Also Lol'd at the Joke. Looking forward to reading more from you! This is perfect stuff to read at work to make time go faster :D

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  2. The first one made me sad, but the other ones managed to make me happy again :)

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  3. LOL man! sad...both of the jokes xD but cool nonetheless

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  4. The joke was terrible but really funny at the same time.

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  5. Ooold jokes are old. but amusing.

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  6. Hahahaha, the Starcraft jokes. Korea. xD

    Too great.

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