Monday, September 20, 2010

In class right now.... but got some jokes for u guys

A man goes home to his wife and asks, "what would you do if i won the lottery?" and wife says, "I'd take half of it and leave your sorry ass." The husband goes "good, I won 12$, here's 6, now get the fuck out"

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he’d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. “Oh, I’m so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!”

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, “I had no idea you were this religious.”

The boy turns, and whispers back, “I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.”

Ending with a video!! If u thought this play couldnt get any worse....


  1. cool!suppin bro :)
    check both my blogs are interesting! ;)

  2. I saw that video on ESPN the other day, its just ridiculous even I could have held onto that ball haha.

  3. good way 2 start out a post with a joke

  4. One of the better posts! Nice one!! AND LOL to the jokes:D

  5. Thanks for the laugh man!!!! Very good!!

  6. the first joke was hilarious, ima have to remember that one

  7. that was a great joke, going to tell it to my mom now, BRB! ... JK

  8. I laughed and feeling sorry at the same time.