Don't mess with photo booths haha. u never know whos operating them.
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Raining Morning
It's pretty cloudy this morning. Looks like it's going to rain. That being said, I'll be staying at home blogging haha!
Heres a video for u guys
NEVER SAY NO TO PANDA!
Heres an interesting thing to try out =P
Will be posting more later today!
Heres a video for u guys
NEVER SAY NO TO PANDA!
Heres an interesting thing to try out =P
Will be posting more later today!
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
The Koala and the Lizard
We all remember (or don't remember) our stoned moments :) Here's a good laugh
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Monday, September 20, 2010
In class right now.... but got some jokes for u guys
Ending with a video!! If u thought this play couldnt get any worse....
A man goes home to his wife and asks, "what would you do if i won the lottery?" and wife says, "I'd take half of it and leave your sorry ass." The husband goes "good, I won 12$, here's 6, now get the fuck out"
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he’d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. “Oh, I’m so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!”
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, “I had no idea you were this religious.”
The boy turns, and whispers back, “I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.”
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he’d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. “Oh, I’m so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!”
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, “I had no idea you were this religious.”
The boy turns, and whispers back, “I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.”
Ending with a video!! If u thought this play couldnt get any worse....
Sunday, September 19, 2010
IT'S AH MARIOOO
To all you starcraft freaks...
Intense Ugandan hate speech against homosexuals ....
Anddd... here's a joke for you guys ;)
A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there. They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little '0ral sex' will do the trick & bring her out of the coma.' The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy.
The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried
The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.'
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